skimcheese:

caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas:

madeagoestohell:

unexpected pregnancy is actually so weird like you can accidentally make a person 

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I JUST SPAT OUT MY WATER

(Source: emojigrl)

shubbabang:

whenever something happens where i end up getting physically hurt I don’t really react right away i just kinda stare at it like

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"im not sure how i want to handle this intense pain im in right now im still trying to process that it happened should we call 911"

sagihairius:

cosplaying

pros: cons

cons: pros

(Source: 0ci0)

lycanheiress:

papa-levi:

arcana21:

"It’s getting really hot in here maybe I should open the window to let the"
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this is so corny I think I wanna cry…

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ask-davekat:

( a long time ago I got an anon asking if dave ever tried to say corny shit from movies to reel in karkat )

gangbanglerfish:

One of these is canon unlike the other…

(Source: kangaya)

“i dont care about looks”

LIAR

YOU’RE A LIAR

YOU ARE LYING

(Source: estpolis)

thefrogman:

iguanamouth:

WHERE are they getting this stuff !!

By Lauren [tumblr]

(Source: mehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh)

dragonsfang:

cheese3d:

i think i can accurately say that i can crush a man’s head with my thighs

Like sparrows egg?

unclefather:

you want a man with a strong jawline so you have a sturdy place to sit

popculturebrain:

There’s an actual Krusty Krab being built in Palestine | BuzzFeed

sitcorn:

doctors HATE her! local farmer puts one of her apples at the hospital entrance every day. the doctors can’t enter. the city is without medical care. patients are dying

weirdscout:

I feel sorry for straight ppl bc they dont experience the emotion that is “im so gay”

ussawesome:

when you spell a word so wrong that spell check is like i dont know what to tell u man